Funny quotes on online dating

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“There is a courtesy of the heart; it is allied to love. Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of ’99 If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it.

From it springs the purest courtesy in the outward behavior.” Goethe * “Love goes where it’s sent, not where it’s wanted.” Anonymous*“To love deeply in one direction makes us more loving in all others.” Anne-Sophie Swetchine” *“To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already three parts dead.” Bertrand Russell Marriage and Morals (1929) ch. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience…I will dispense this advice now.

Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth; oh nevermind; you will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they have faded.

But trust me, in 20 years you’ll look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way you can’t grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked…. Don’t worry about the future; or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubblegum.

Dance…even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room.

Read the directions, even if you don’t follow them.

Life isnt measured by the number of breaths we take but by the moments that take our breath away.Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and lifestyle because the older you get, the more you need the people you knew when you were young. Maybe you have a trust fund, maybe you have a wealthy spouse; but you never know when either one might run out.Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard; live in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft. Accept certain inalienable truths, prices will rise, politicians will philander, you too will get old, and when you do you’ll fantasize that when you were young prices were reasonable, politicians were noble and children respected their elders. Don’t mess too much with your hair, or by the time you're 40, it will look 85."You can really see the differences in the level of fear going into online dating.Guys’ number one fear with online dating is turning up at their date and the girl is a bit bigger than her picture – chubby.

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